A clean bandage is a fashion accessory.
Paper cuts have nothing on me.
Right now I'm typing with bandaged fingers and trying to hit the right keys.
I'm the only person I know who has cut her finger with a butter knife... cutting butter.
I'm the only person I know who has cut her finger with tongs... tongs!
Sheer necessity has made me use this product. But I couldn't help giggling the first time I saw a package.